Source of
book: I own this
My first
choice for Umberto Eco was originally The Name of the Rose. However, my
wife found this for next to nothing at a library sale (or maybe on the discard
shelf?) So, it was a convenient choice.
This book is
rather on the long side - 641 pages in my edition. For me, that isn’t that
long, as books by Anthony Trollope
and Henry James
tend to run at least 800. So I am used to reading long books. So believe me
when I say:
This book is
too damn long.
I think it
would have been a great book at one-third the length. So much of the book seems
unnecessary and deadly boring, even if it relates to the plot and theme of the
book. Let me explain.
[Spoiler
Warning]
Here is the
basic plot. Three friends, Belbo, Diotellevi, and Casaubon (the narrator) work
for a vanity press company. As part of their work, they screen books by
self-funded authors relating to the constellation of conspiracy theories
surrounding the Knights Templar. Casaubon wrote a thesis on the Templars back
in college, while Diotellevi is a Cabalist. Between the three of them, they go
rather down the rabbit hole of interlocking theories. Eventually, they decide
to write the mother of all conspiracy theory books, by finding ludicrous
connections and metaphors between all kinds of nonsense - literally from
ancient history to Mickey Mouse. To assist them, they use Belbo’s computer
(this was in the 1980s) to randomly re-assort phrases they feed into it. The
result is a bunch of pseudo-profound and utterly ridiculous blither.
But the
problem is, people start believing it. Maybe even the three friends. And
eventually, the belief that the three are in reality holding the great secret
of the Templars for world domination turns deadly.
I avoided
spoiling all of the ending, but that is in fact most of the plot. The majority
of the book is a mess of interconnected conspiracy theories. It starts out well
enough, with a history of the Templars, and then the Rosicrucians, and
then...well it really goes down the rabbit hole. Anthony Burgess said that the
book contained so many esoteric references to alchemy, the kabbalah, and
conspiracy theories, that it needed an index.
To give a
feel for the book, it starts with a teaser of the scene near the very end
(Casaubon hiding in the Musée des Arts et Métiers,
waiting for...something connected with the Foucault Pendulum.) Then we dive into Casaubon’s attempts (eventually
successful) to get into the missing Belbo’s computer, then another 90 pages or
so of Templar history and theories. It isn’t until a hundred pages in that we
actually get to start the story itself and figure out what the heck is going
on. And then, after a short bit of plot, where a mysterious Colonel Ardenti
claims to have a document with the secret to the Templars, then disappears,
suddenly we are in...Brazil, where Casaubon goes chasing a woman he falls in
love with. A few years there, and they meet a nut-job, Aglie who seems to
believe he is the Count of St.-Germain
(still living hundreds of years later), who leads Casaubon down another series
of rabbit trails. Oh, and a weird Afro-Brazillian occult ceremony and more
theories. And then, Casaubon breaks up with the woman and goes back to Italy.
And now, we are past the halfway point of the book, having spent maybe 30 pages
on plot and the rest on conspiracies.
The Foucault Pendulum at the Griffith Observatory in Los Angeles
This was the first one I ever saw, and I still remember it.
Once you get
to about page 400, the plot finally starts to move somewhere. Over the final
240 pages, the ratio of plot to conspiracy theories is about 1:2, which is,
believe it or not, a real improvement. The ending is pretty exciting, actually,
and there are some great moments in that second half. So I am glad I stuck with
it. But I really don’t think I remember all that much of the Templar stuff -
and have no interest in trying to figure it out.
Anyway,
these quotes will give a bit of the flavor. First is Casaubon’s description of
the Templars early in the book.
“Hughes and the original eight others
were probably idealists caught up in the mystique of the Crusade. But later
recruits were most likely younger sons seeking adventure. Remember, the new
kingdom of Jerusalem was sort of the California of the day, the place you went
to make your fortune. Prospects at home were not great, and some of the knights
may have been on the run for one reason or another. I think of it as a kind of
Foreign Legion. What do you do if you’re in trouble? You join the Templars, see
the world, have some fun, do some fighting. They feed you and clothe you, and
in the end, as a bonus, you save your soul.”
This, of
course, was before things got crazy. (Also, this is page 80, and we are still
back on the actual history of the Templars.) I should also mention a
deliciously snarky remark by Belbo. Casaubon has mentioned that things got
uncomfortable after the Crusades, because soldiers do not easily return to
civilian life - particularly as a priestly order. From sleeping with the
plundered women to celibacy? Anyway:
“From prohibitions you can tell what
people normally do,” Belbo said. “It’s a way of drawing a picture of daily
life.”
Another
fascinating insight comes from, of all people, Aglie, describing the Brazilian
fish market and the mashup of all these religious and occult symbols.
“This,” Aglie said, “is the very image
of what the ethnology textbooks call Brazilian syncretism. An ugly word, in the
official view. But in its loftiest sense, syncretism is the acknowledgement
that a single Tradition runs through and nurtures all religion, all learning,
all philosophy. The wise man does not discriminate; he gathers together all the
shreds of light, from wherever they may come…”
One of my
epiphanies of the last few years is that ALL religion, past and present, is
syncretistic. There is no such thing as “pure” revealed religion. It has always
borrowed from the culture in which it exists,
for good or ill.
While it is an oversimplification to say that there is a single tradition,
Aglie is to a certain degree correct. What runs through all religion, learning,
and philosophy is humanity. We are all human, and thus have more in common than
different. It is therefore unsurprising to find so much religious commonality.
Unlike Aglie, I don’t think there is a single conspiracy involving the
Templars, of course.
One of the
subplots of the book is the gradual revelation of Belbo’s childhood, growing up
in a small village during World War Two, when his fellow residents were caught
between the Fascists and the partisan rebels. How to stay alive and “normal” is
a fine dance. There is an exchange between Belbo’s uncle, and Mongo, the rebel
leader, which is revealing.
Mongo said then, “You see, Cavalier,
it’s this way, Major: we were informed that you collect taxes for the Fascist
government that toadies to the invaders.” “You see, Commander,” Uncle Carlo
said, “it’s this way: I have a family and receive a salary from the government,
and the government is what it is; I didn’t choose it, and what would you have
done in my place?” “My dear Major,” Mongo replied, “in your place, I’d have
done what you did, but try at least to collect the taxes slowly; take your
time.” “I’ll see what I can do,” Uncle Carlo said. “I have nothing against you
men; you, too, are sons of Italy and valiant fighters.” They understood each
other, because they both thought of Fatherland with a capital F.
Eco too grew
up under Fascism, and is one of the most perceptive writers about the subject.
(See note at the end.) Fascism and Nazism are not synonymous. Nazism is
Fascist, but not all Fascists are Nazis. For Italy, it was more complicated.
Mussolini wasn’t Hitler. While Italy was complicit, it did not invent the “final
solution,” and was no more anti-Semitic than, say, England.
Around this
time, Aglie shows up in Italy, and kind of worms his way in with Belbo’s
girlfriend, kind of like he did in Brazil to Casaubon’s girl. He gives her some
kind of line about how she is Sophia, the female part of God, and…(I don’t
really understand all of that)...but she has this fun line about it.
“How nice! Does he give that line to
all the girls?”
“No, stupid, just to me, because he
understands me better than you do. He doesn’t try to create me in his image. He
understands I have to be allowed to live my life in my own way. And that’s what
Sophia did; she flung herself into making the world. She came up against
primordial matter, which was disgusting, probably because it didn’t use a
deodorant. And then, I think, she accidentally created the Demi -- how do you
say it?”
“You mean the Demiurge?”
Lorenza is a
minor character, and seems to exist mostly to be part of the love triangle.
Casaubon’s girlfriend (and later baby-mama) Lia, on the other hand, is pretty
much the only sane character in the book. She tries on several occasions to
talk Casaubon back from the cliff, so to speak. The extended passage in chapter
63 is way too long to quote, but she gives Casaubon a brilliant lecture on how
the supposed magic numbers of numerology derive naturally from the body, and
from nature.
Another
tour-de-force is the section where Belbo, on a dare from Casaubon, creates a
whole argument that the automobile powertrain is a metaphor for the Tree of
Life. It’s impressive. And laugh-out-loud ludicrous. I mean, it makes exactly
zero sense. But it makes sense within the context of the ridiculous stuff the
three are coming up with. This is the strong part of the book: the way Eco taps
into the real psychodynamics of conspiracy theories.
But whatever the rhythm was, luck
rewarded us, because, wanting connections, we found connections -- always,
everywhere, and between everything. The world exploded into a whirling network
of kinships, where everything pointed to everything else, everything explained
everything else. . . .
One of the
things that they start doing is finding things that have the initials “R. C.” -
for Rosicrucians. For instance, Raymond Chandler and Rick of Casablanca. Hey,
that reminds me of an R.E.M. song:
[insert]
Lenny Bruce is NOT afraid....
That this was unhealthy was something they knew, but refused to admit.
That this was unhealthy was something they knew, but refused to admit.
When we traded the results of our
fantasies, it seemed to us -- and rightly -- that we had proceeded by
unwarranted associations, by shortcuts so extraordinary that, if anyone had
accused us of really believing them, we would have been ashamed. We consoled
ourselves with the realization -- unspoken, now, respecting the etiquette of
irony -- that we were parodying the logic of our Diabolicals. But during the
long intervals in which each of us collected evidence to produce at the plenary
meetings, and with the clear conscience of those who accumulate material for a
medley of burlesques, our brains grew accustomed to connecting, connecting, connecting
everything with everything else, until we did it automatically, out of habit. I
believe that you can reach the point where there is no longer any difference
between developing the habit of pretending to believe and developing the habit
of believing.
This has a
way of happening with any ideology, whether that of Communism or Objectivism.
The line between parody and true faith is beyond blurry.
But all of us were losing that
intellectual light that allows you always to tell the similar from the
identical, the metaphorical from the real.
And that
quote in particular struck me as descriptive of Evangelical theology, which has
been so divorced from reality that it can no longer make those distinctions,
particularly in its own scripture.
Once the
three bring the Jesuits into things, they have an issue: the Jesuits appear to
have been the Templar’s biggest enemies. In coming up with a possible explanation,
Casaubon stumbles upon a really interesting idea:
The Jesuits knew that if you want to
confound your enemies, the best technique is to create clandestine sects, wait
for dangerous enthusiasms to precipitate, then arrest them all. In other words,
if you fear a plot, organize one yourself; that way, all those who join it come
under your control.
The problem
for the three is that they actually have managed to do this -- people are
believing their hogwash. Lia finally tells Casaubon off, and she is
right.
Your plan isn’t poetic, it’s grotesque.
People don’t get the idea of going back to burn Troy just because they read
Homer. With Homer, the burning of Troy became something that it never was and
never will be, and yet the Iliad endures, full of meaning, because it’s
all clear, limpid. Your Rosicrucian manifestoes are neither clear nor limid;
they’re mud, hot air, and promises. This is why so many people have tried to
make them come true, each finding in them what he wants to find. In Homer, there’s
no secret, but your plan is full of secrets, full of contradictions. For that
reason you could find thousands of insecure people ready to identify with it.
Throw the whole thing out. Homer wasn’t faking, but you three have been faking.
Beware of faking: people will believe you. People believe those who sell
lotions that make lost hair grow back. They sense instinctively that the
salesman is putting together truths that don’t go together, that he’s not being
logical, that he’s not speaking in good faith. But they’ve been told that God
is mysterious, unfathomable, so to them incoherence is the closest thing to
God. The farfetched is the closest thing to a miracle. You’ve invented hair
oil. I don’t like it. It’s a nasty joke.
It’s a nasty
joke with consequences. In real life, this happens too. I am thinking
particularly of “Pizzagate,”
which came damn close to getting innocent people killed. Or the whole Trump
presidency, built on racist and xenophobic conspiracy theories, which have
gotten a whole lot of brown-skinned people killed. Think about just the last
couple of weeks, with the claim that Covid-19 was
somehow a Chinese/Democrat conspiracy to remove Trump from office. That would
require the entire rest of the world lying, which is ludicrous. But once you
already live in the psychological place where incoherence is proof of truth,
that’s where you end up. This is one reason why I consider most of the clergy
in this country guilty of gross spiritual malpractice, for feeding
conspiratorial thinking, painting science as the enemy, and turning people who
are different from them into enemies out to get them. It isn’t funny. And the
consequences have been dire.
Anyway,
that’s my take on this book. When it is good, it is great. But it is way too
long with too many rabbit trails - you really do need an index. I am glad I
stuck with it, though.
***
Umberto
Eco and Fascism:
One of the
best long articles I have ever read is Eco’s 1995 article for the New York
Review of Books, “Ur-Fascism.”
Because Fascism takes different forms around the world, it helpful to see what
the Fascism of Hitler and Pinochet, Viktor Orban and Jair Bolsanaro, have in
common. It is also a prescient predictor of the rise of Trump. And yes, Trump
is a textbook Ur-Fascist.
It was this
article that, when I read it several years back, convinced me that white
Evangelicalism in America is proto-Fascist in a number of disturbing ways,
starting with their idolatry of a mythical past and their need to believe in
dire enemies foreign and domestic. And also their obsession with doctrinal and
sexual “purity.” The single greatest reason that Trump appealed so deeply to
white Evangelicals is that he spoke the Ur-Fascist language that they already
built into their doctrine and psyches. (If you don’t think that Trump uniquely
appeals to them, look at the way they lined up to defend him during the
impeachment proceedings - they could have had Pence, supposedly their sort of
candidate: genuinely devout, conservative, and so on. But what Trump has that
Pence will never have, is the ability to speak Ur-Fascism.)
In a
sense, Foucault’s Pendulum is an extended riff on Fascism and its
psychological roots.
I suspect that you may enjoy reading UNSONG: http://unsongbook.com/
ReplyDeleteA delightful romp through Caballa and lots of biblical puns.