Thursday, August 13, 2026

Utah Shakespeare Festival 2026

Since 2014, my wife has attended the Utah Shakespeare Festival, usually with a friend, on a week that the kids and I were camping somewhere. We have dropped by occasionally if we are camping in the area. Back in 2016, however, we joined her for a second trip to see the fall plays. (They used to have some in summer, some in fall, with a brief overlap if you did it right. At this time, they appear to be doing just one set of plays throughout the whole period.) 

That 2016 trip was a lot of fun, so we returned in 2021, and again in 2023, 2024, and 2025. These days, we are down to our youngest kid, as the older ones are in college, with their own lives. Time moves on. I have mentioned that my wife and I went to see a play (Comedy of Errors) for our first date over a quarter century ago, so we anticipate being that couple after the kids all move out. 

This year, due to schedule issues - a court case for me and the first day of school for our kid -  we were only able to see seven out of the eight total plays. Now that new artistic director John DiAntonio has settled in, he has decided that eight will be the ideal number of plays for a season. On the one hand, this is awesome, and it is great to see that the festival has bounced back from Covid and is selling tickets and making enough money to present a large slate. On the other, this does make fitting everything in difficult. Ideally, we will be able to see all the plays next year, but we will see. 

The one we skipped this year was Something Rotten, because we have seen it locally twice in the last few years, so other plays were a priority. 

As I noted in last year’s post, it has been a bit disappointing that in the last few years, USF has failed to continue its project of presenting plays by authors that are not white and male. I am pleased to see that this year, at least, we have a play by a Latina woman, even if the rest are all white guys. 

Next year includes a musical co-written by a woman, but that is it. I get that USF has to sell tickets, and this often means making decisions that make financial sense, but I do wish that there was a more consistent effort to feature voices that are not just white and male. 

The casting was, fortunately, as wonderfully diverse as ever, and the plays themselves both contained valuable messages and were presented in ways that brought these messages out. Even to do that is an act of resistance in our current hostile political environment. 

I also want to note that USF’s commitment to “complete the canon” - that is, to present all of the Shakespeare plays over time - has resulted in so many wonderful productions of the less known plays. This year was Troilus and Cressida, which was probably my favorite of the plays we saw. This brings me within three of completing my personal canon - I still have Titus Andronicus, The Two Noble Kinsmen, and King John left to see live. 

Finally, before I dive into the individual plays, let me once again mention that for my wife and I, the festival is an entire experience, not just a series of stage performances. We attend the Cabaret, which is a fundraiser for young artists, held way too late at night, but still a lot of fun - in this case, after leaving for Utah at 4:30 AM, then seeing two shows. This week was a movie theme, which included scenes from the OG Star Wars movie performed using Shakespearian language - SciFi in iambic pentameter. It was lots of fun as usual.

Other events worth attending are the discussions the morning after the play, and the seminars for props, costumes, and actors. All of these are free of charge too. We did pay this year for the chance to see a set change at the indoor theater before shows, which included a discussion with the stage crew as well.

While the acting is always outstanding across the board at the USF - it’s a professional festival and no slight to the other performers - there were four actors that particularly stood out this year for their work in multiple plays. I’ll talk about them in the discussions of individual plays.

With that, I’ll jump into the individual plays, in the order we saw them. 

 

See How They Run

(Philip King)

Every year, the USF does a farce, usually by a British playwright. This year, we got See How They Run by Philip King, a post-war British farce. 

Something new I learned this year: one of the classic rules of farce is apparently that there be four doors. No more, no less. And this one met that requirement. 

Let’s see: the front door, the side door, the door to the servant’s quarters and kitchen, and the closet door. 

The play takes place entirely in the vicarage in a small English town. So yeah, that’s a classic setup. 

 Which are the REAL vicars? 

According to the festival dramaturg, the always-excellent Dr. Isabel Smith-Bernstein, a few things about the play were changed from the original. Early on, the escaped German prisoner was replaced by an escaped Soviet prisoner. Because a new war requires a new villain. 

For the American version (which is what we saw), the Vicar’s young wife is now an American actress, with all the attendant cultural jokes. 

And, for this particular production, a joke about a crow’s nest was replaced by a joke about the LDS General Assembly. 

(This was the answer to one of the seminar questions - and Dr. Smith-Bernstein noted that the fact nobody laughed was exactly why the joke had to be replaced.) 

The farce is based on, as is often the case, mistaken identity, disguises, and compromising situations. And, in this case, no fewer than four characters dressed as vicars, and one real vicar in his underpants. 

But the funniest part of the play was the character of Miss Skillon, the town busybody and gossip - and the mortal enemy of Penelope, the vicar’s wife. 

Played by Caitlin Wise, who is consistently amazing in whatever she is in, Miss Skillon required a breathtakingly physical performance and impeccable comedic timing. I honestly do not know how Wise bent her body the way she did, and how she managed to still be ambulatory after the many pratfalls and collisions she did in the few hours of the play. Not to mention the fact that she has significant roles in two other plays running simultaneously, and keeps it all up for several months. 

Just a quick glance at the last couple years of the USF in my posts will reveal the many roles she has filled, from Katherine in The Taming of the Shrew to Louise in Dear Jack, Dear Louise. She is currently (in my opinion) the best comic actor at the USF, particularly since Michael Dougherty moved on to other projects. I would see her in literally anything. She is one of the actors that I particularly enjoyed this year. 

  

The plot itself is, of course, silly. And like any farce, don’t think about it too much. Lots of running (see title), mistaken identities, slapstick, and one joke after another. 

The set for this one was pretty complicated, and everything had to be reinforced to withstand the physicality of the performances. The couch had to be able to hold five people, sitting on various places. The doors were slammed over and over and over (and in different ways - this was scripted by the director.) Rugs had to stay in place and not harm the actors. 

Learning about these various things at the props and sets seminars was really fun. 

Anyway, nothing deep or profound here, just a good old-fashioned over-the-top bit of fluff and nonsense. 

 

Troilus and Cressida

This play was the main attraction for me this year - it is almost never performed, and thus difficult to add to the canon. 

This really is a shame, because, done right, the play has a great anti-war message, and is filled with some of Shakespeare’s finest insults.

To begin with, though, do not confuse this play with the Iliad, even though it covers roughly the same period of the Trojan War. The title characters are essentially a new addition - Cressida doesn’t appear in the Iliad at all, and Troilus is a very minor character. 

But even more than that, Shakespeare isn’t here to praise the heroes of Homer’s epic, he is there to talk trash about them. To expose them as the anti-heroes he thinks they are. 

Okay, except perhaps for Hector, who comes off as the one marginally sane warrior one either side. 

For the USF production, the setting wasn’t a particular time, but the entire history of wars involving the United States, starting with the Revolutionary War (Nestor as the old guy hearkens back to that first war), and drawing imagery through at least Vietnam. 

 

The scenery is covered in faux newspaper clippings about the war and Helen and the rest of the mythology. There is rubble everywhere, and a damaged (but giant) angel of death statue presiding over the whole thing. 

The two sides are represented with colors: Troy in red, Greece in blue. Except Helen herself, who glams it up as a pinup girl, the incitement to war. (The second act opens with an actual vintage patriotic number, with just a few words changed, and Helen crooning and writhing on a baby grand piano.) 

Despite giving the play its title, Troilus and Cressida are actually fairly minor characters, in what is the minor plot of the play. Trojan prince Troilus falls in love with Cressida, or at least the idea of being in love, and enlists her uncle Pandarus to make the match. Which he does, including providing a place for the couple to make “the beast with two backs.” (Sorry, that’s from Othello, but it fits here…)  

Yes, in case you wondered, Pandarus is in fact the source of the word “pander.” Originally, the word meant more what Pandarus does in the play: procure sex for others. This usage lingers in the crime that pimps are typically charged with, “pandering.”

It was only later that our more modern meaning of “catering to” or “flattering” caught on. Or, perhaps, as the applicability shifted from sex to politics, it also shifted from the pimp to the prostitute. (Or, the White Stripes notwithstanding, maybe you can be a pimp and a prostitute too.)

Anyway, things go wrong late in the play when Cressida is traded to the Greeks in a prisoner exchange, and, as women often do when they are used as property, she becomes the concubine of one of the Greek officers, to Troilus’ horror, leaving him cynical about love by the end of the play.

The main plot is similar to that of the Iliad: Achilles and Agamemnon have a fight and Achilles goes and pouts in his tent, enjoying the company of his lover Patroclus. 

Left without their best fighter, they turn to their second best, the dimwitted lunk, Ajax, when the Trojans propose to resolve the war by single combat. 

That’s at least the basic outline. 

For Shakespeare, however, there will be a new twist. Members of both armies are doubting the war, wondering if it is worth it. So many dead bodies already, and many more to come. Hector actually comes out and asks if they shouldn’t just give Helen back. Ulysses, ever the schemer, tries to have it both ways. 

It is this doubt that leads Hector to propose the trial by combat, confining the risk to himself (he hopes), and saving further slaughter. 

Shakespeare then gets to poke a lot of fun at Ajax, who even in Homer, is the OG “himbo,” vain about his muscles, and more than a little dumb. He gets the two best insults in the play, from the jester character, Thercides, who is styled as a jaded war correspondent in the USF version:

E'en so; a great deal of your wit, too, lies in your

sinews, or else there be liars. Hector have a great

catch, if he knock out either of your brains: a'

were as good crack a fusty nut with no kernel. 

 

And, from Alexandra (Alexander in the original) to Cressida:

This man, lady, hath robbed many beasts

of their particular additions. He is as valiant as the

lion, churlish as the bear, slow as the elephant, a

man into whom nature hath so crowded humors

that his valor is crushed into folly, his folly sauced

with discretion. There is no man hath a virtue that

he hath not a glimpse of, nor any man an attaint

but he carries some stain of it. He is melancholy

without cause and merry against the hair. He hath

the joints of everything, but everything so out of

joint that he is a gouty Briareus, many hands and

no use, or purblind Argus, all eyes and no sight. 

 

Ajax was performed in this version by Lavour Addison, who has been at USF for a number of years, and can be a badass and plenty serious. But in this case, he uses his seriously built physique to strut and flex and do meathead stuff. Fortunately, that included his trademark flips and one-handed pushups. 

 

Ajax and Achilles 

In contrast to Ajax, there is the serious and sincere Hector, played by John Keabler. And also Achilles, who is played as a 1970s rock star by Walter Kmiec, who absolutely killed it as Macbeth last year. And man, I loved his version of Achilles. 

There are some significant changes to the way the events unfold in Shakespeare’s version. First, Hector doesn’t kill Patroclus, but only wounds him. It is left to Ulysses to do the dirty deed, which he does in order to accomplish his own political goals. 

Second, Achilles doesn’t kill Hector fair and square in combat as he did in the Iliad - the scandal in that version is his mistreatment of Hector’s body. In the Shakespeare version, Achilles takes his posse of thugs and ambushes Hector unarmed, and the thugs beat him to death. 

Yeah, as I said, Shakespeare intends to expose the “heroes” as the vicious brutes they are. 

I should also mention that Blake Henri, as Thersites, was the best part of this play. And honestly, he was fantastic in all three Shakespeare plays. He is the next of the four actors that I particularly enjoyed this year. 

In my opinion, Troilus and Cressida was the best play this year, with a clear artistic vision and message, superb acting, and sets and costumes that truly aided the storytelling. 

 

She Loves Me

(Joe Masteroff, Jerry Bock, Sheldon Harnick)

This is my wife’s favorite musical of all time. We previously saw it locally, but she was looking forward to seeing it in a larger budget professional version this time. 

Since I already wrote about the plot extensively in my prior post, I won’t reiterate it here. 

I do have some comments, however, about this particular production. 

First, one of the things discussed in the seminar before the show was that She Loves Me is an example of a musical that is a play first, with the songs being built around the plot. This is in contrast to many other musicals, where the songs come first, and the plot has to be created to hold it all together. Not that one is better than the other, but plenty of great songs have ended up orphaned by the musicals they first appeared in. 

I am reminded of Andrea Long Chu’s observation regarding Richard Rodgers:

"In his earlier partnership with lyricist Lorenz Hart, Rodgers had written the melodies first, crafting sparkling tunes for forgettable plays, whereas with Hammerstein, the words had come first, requiring a more mature Rodgers to compose music with a clear dramatic purpose in mind. The former duo produced classic songs; only the latter produced classic musicals."

Don’t think for a moment, though, that the songs are an afterthought in She Loves Me. The songs are great, witty, and sophisticated. For me, as a classical musician, I love the score, because it is musically complex, based on klezmer music, and deliciously dramatic. 

The set was definitely one of the most interesting I have seen. The perfume shop is mostly built on a portable turntable, so we get both inside and outside scenes. Because the USF is a repertory theater, the whole thing has to be moveable, and the process of dismantling one set and assembling another needs to be done in a mere hour. Yes, that is crazy. And the backstage people at USF are total badasses in how they do this.


The cast in this musical was clearly chosen because of their ability to sing - and most sounded like they had trained in opera. Matt Koenig as Georg and Ali Ewoldt as Amalia were particularly strong, but really, not a single weak voice in the production. They could belt, but also handle the difficult and soft passages with delicacy. As a musician, I really enjoyed it all. 

 

I will note that I do not think I had heard Chris Mixon sing before, but he was quite good as Mr. Maraczek. I have mentioned that he is the ever-present good old boy at the USF, raffling off his homemade nuts and pickles at the fundraisers, and usually playing a variety of bit parts. This was definitely a less expected turn, but I always like to see him on stage. His love of theater is apparent in everything he does. 

 

Hamlet

Believe it or not, I had never seen a professional version of Hamlet on stage before. Yes, I have seen it at BC - and it was good for a student production. I also saw the Benedict Cumberbatch filmed version during the pandemic. But not a live professional version.

I went into this one with really high hopes - after all, Walter Kmiec as Hamlet and Kayland Jordan as Horatio? That’s a dream casting for sure. Add in John Keabler as Claudius and Mare Trevathan as Gertrude, and it should have been amazing.

Unfortunately, I was disappointed. The particular cuts and rearrangement of the play seemed to me to muddle the character arc, and everything felt mixed up and directionless. 

The core of the problem started with the removal of all plot points connected with Fortinbras. It is an understandable choice by itself, leaving (in theory) more time in which to include the “extra” monologues for Hamlet.

But by removing Fortinbras, there just wasn’t much action left for the second half of the play, so the director chose to move the most famous soliloquy to right before the final scene in Act 5. 

To me, this caused to serious problems. First, it ruined the character arc for Hamlet. Why is he getting cold feet and musing about whether he will take action? He’s already said that violence is the only way forward now that Claudius has tried to kill him, and all that remains is for him to fence with Laertes. It felt totally disconnected to the plot and character arc to be placed there.

Second, for those of us who know the play fairly well, we noticed the absence of the speech were it belongs. (Or, perhaps, in one of the places it was originally set.) It was clearly needed where it was placed: Hamlet’s trajectory of rushing into vows of action alternating with self-doubt and inaction requires insight into his thinking. Plus, once the scene went by without the speech, I ended up worried that it would be cut altogether - this has been done before, although I suspect even the sedate older crowd at the USF would have rioted. 

I really still am a bit sore about this, because there was so much to love about the production otherwise. 

As usual, the acting was superb. Kmiec and Jordan were perfect in their parts, with Jordan making much of the role, almost transforming the play into the tragedy of Horatio


Keabler managed to make the role of Claudius ambiguous and morally complicated. It is easy to miss that the Denmark of the play is more like a constitutional democracy than a true monarchy - Claudius is elected to succeed old Hamlet. 

Trevathan is so good in everything - I list her as one of the four most memorable actors this year, along with Kayland Jordan, Caitlin Wise, and Blake Henri. Like Keabler, she added depth and pathos to an otherwise unlikeable character. 


I will also mention that, although it was disappointing that Kathryn Tkel was ill, and was unable to play Ophelia, Brianna Miller was excellent filling in. 

Again, so much to love about it - it could have been great. But the script choices undermined the story, and left me disappointed, which is super rare for the USF.

 

The Book Club Play

(Karen Zacarias)

This was the sole female-written play of the festival, and was performed in the Anes Theater. I have a great fondness for the venue, as it is small enough that even the cheap seats give a great view of the actors’ faces. I have always loved intimate theater, and the actors who make such good use of it.

The Book Club Play is, unsurprisingly, about a book club. For those of us who are in at least one book club, this play feels very familiar indeed. Sure, the drama is a bit over-the-top, and the characters a bit more “out there” than the ones in The Literary Lush, but there are so many similarities. The characters don’t match exactly, but they have characteristics drawn from the sorts of people who are in book clubs. Like me - my fellow book clubbers probably were thinking “hey, I know a guy like that…)

There is the guy who is there because of the food. Who is also the guy who pretty much never reads the book, but sometimes watches the movie.

There is the host who takes the club a bit too seriously. The guy who is a total pedant and a bit of a book snob. The recently invited new member who doesn’t yet know all of the unwritten rules. 

The guy who is known for his creative suits. The literature professor who fell out of love with reading, before loosening up and learning to read popular literature. 

 

I really don’t want to reveal plot points, other than to say that there are plenty of awkward moments, moments of self-discovery, a coming out scene, and enough drama to, well, make a play about. 

I had fun watching this one, although, as my wife points out, the playwright has a bit of an addiction to tying up all the ends very neatly, even when a more open ending would have been a bit less trite. 

To me, the best part of this play was the great ensemble cast. With one exception, the six actors in this one were also together in Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein, so the chemistry carried over between the plays, even though they played very different characters in each. 

I guess I might give a bit of a summary of the play. The club is a longstanding one, founded by Ana and Will, who both take literature a bit too seriously. Ana is married to Rob, who is there for the food and would rather watch the movie. Another longtime member is Ana’s friend Jen, who has a bit of a secret history involving a congressman. More recently, Lily has joined the club. She is Ana’s co-worker at the newspaper. 

The book club has just been selected by legendary documentary maker Lars Knudsen, and the cameras are rolling, making everyone more awkward.

Things get shaken up, however, when Lily invites literature professor Alex, without taking a vote first. Alex, fortunately, is good natured and firm enough to make himself at home anyway. But his presence, and his openness to popular books like Rob might read, turns the club upside down, and much drama ensues.

I’ll just mention a few things that I particularly noted. First, the idea of a jock sort of guy having an epiphany about life after reading The Age of Innocence is both hilarious and brilliant. It totally turns on its head the usual cliche about women and books like that about repressed women. 

Second, I think I may have been the only person at the seminars who has actually read Ulysses. It has a daunting reputation, of course, and I suspect that more people know of it than have any intention of reading it. Oh well. 

Third, it was very interesting to experience the coming-out scene. Utah’s crowds skew older (like most live theater and arts), white (because Utah), and fairly conservative. But the times they are a changin’: there was a near universal cheer when the character came out, and my wife and I have noted that the discussions at the seminars are not what they used to be a decade ago. 

We both think that in its own way, the USF has been part of this shift, by nudging people to think more deeply, to challenge the assumptions of white male supremacy, to consider our cultural baggage surrounding gender, roles, expressions, and sexuality. 

I haven’t read any of the other books they discussed, though. I do want to read Moby Dick, but probably will give Twilight and The Da Vinci Code a pass. 

 

Twelfth Night

I can’t really decide for sure if I prefer Twelfth Night or Much Ado About Nothing as my favorite Shakespeare comedy. Maybe I love whichever one I am seeing next the best.

In any case, I never get tired of Twelfth Night, with its gender bending, homoeroticism, bawdy humor, and the delicious humiliation of a self-absorbed puritan. 

There are also so many great lines. 

It turns out that it has been a decade since I last saw it, which was a bit surprising. I guess I was due. 

This production was wonderful, and I don’t think I could improve on anything. 

The setting was the age of Mozart, complete with fancy costumes and a harpsichord. 

Caitlin Wise, as Viola, was as marvelous and endearing as she could be. Kayland Jordan was excellent as Olivia, and found the perfect balance between ice queen and unwitting lovebird. The two of them had great chemistry, making that relationship the core of the play. 


Lavour Addison was the hapless Orsino, besotted by Olivia and missing the disguised Viola’s love for him. 

And what about the humorous subplot? Well, Rodney Lizcano was lugubrious as Malvolio, and both his acting and the choices the director made really brought out the real problem with Malvolio. It isn’t just that he is a puritan - and as we know, after Shakespeare’s death, the puritans took over the country and outlawed the theater. The bigger problem is that Malvolio is an asshole. He mistreats and demeans his underlings, all while imagining that Olivia will marry below her rank. Self-delusional, grandiose, and mean to those who he sees as beneath him, it is fitting that the real author of his downfall is Maria, the target of his arrogance. 

 

In this production, Maria was intended to be played by Kathryn Tkel, who was ill. I’m sure she would have been great.

Instead, we got Mare Trevathan, which is kind of like having Johnny Bench as your backup catcher. She was as good a Maria as I have ever seen, and an utter pleasure to watch at all times. She also has over a thousand audiobooks to her credit, numerous stage and screen credits, and apparently is really good at all the things. Certainly, even in smaller rolls in other plays over the last few years, she is reliably excellent. 

Blake Henri was Sir Toby, and, as I noted, he was electric in every role he had in every play. Sir Andrew was played by another USF veteran, John Harrell. He wasn’t as broad or slapstick as I have seen this role be played, but instead relied on the humorous lines and a general sense of dissipation and lack of brains. 

Finally, Gabriel Elmore as Feste, in the best Feste costume ever, added a great deal of wit and insight.

Anyway, loved this play, and thought it was a great production. 

 

Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein

(David Catlin)

 

This is an interesting take on the story, combining both the backstory of how it was written, and the story itself. For those of us who have read Frankenstein, it was a relief to see that the story was told in a way true to the book (although obviously simplified to fit in the time allotted), with all of the more nuanced philosophical issues still at the forefront. 

After all, the book isn’t primarily a horror tale, but rather raises profound questions of science and ethics, the duty a creator owes to a creation, the trauma of loneliness, and the ultimate futility of revenge. 

The play opens with the young romantics at their villa in Italy: Mary Shelley, her lover and poet Percy Shelley, Mary’s stepsister Claire Claremont, Claire’s lover Lord Byron, and the oft-forgotten fifth member, Dr. John Polidori. 

I do want to mention Polidori because, unlike Percy and Byron, he actually did write something on the spooky theme, and in fact is credited with the first modern vampire story. (And, like Percy getting credit for Frankenstein, Byron initially got credit for The Vampyre.)

As the group sits around and discusses spooky stuff, Mary starts to tell her tale. The characters then morph into the characters in the story. Throughout the play, there is this shift back and forth between the real-life scenes and the monster story. 

It will probably be no surprise, of course, that Byron turns into the monster, or that Percy turns into Frankenstein. Polidori turns into Henry, but also a number of other characters. Claire covers a whole bunch of minor characters, while Mary becomes Elizabeth. 

Seeing this on a small stage was a lot of fun. The props from the boat to the gurney were all shrunk to fit through a very narrow passage on and off the stage, which made everything feel miniature. The actors made great use of the trapdoor on the stage, which doubled as the grave which eventually ate everyone - the epilogue to the play has Mary telling what will happen to each character, including herself, as a brain tumor eventually robs her of speech, leaving the play ending with a half a word and a fragment of a sentence. I thought it was highly effective.

 

As noted regarding The Book Club Play, the ensemble cast had great chemistry, and switched agilely from the realistic characters of the former to the more fantastic real and imaginary ones in Frankenstein

This was my favorite of the non-Shakespeare plays this year, in no small part because I loved Frankenstein, and this version was true in spirit to the original, not the lurid imitations that have followed. 


 

That is my summary of the Utah Shakespeare Festival for 2026. We are already looking forward to next year, and blocking off dates. I can certainly recommend the USF for high quality theater, and an immersive experience. 

 

Tuesday, August 11, 2026

Anxious People by Fredrik Backman

Source of book: Audiobook from the library

 

My wife has been after me to read (or listen to) this book for some time. I have previously enjoyed A Man Called Ove and My Grandmother Asked Me To Tell You She’s Sorry by the same author. Backman is a good writer, although his books are definitely quirky and decidedly not American. 


I will admit, sometimes it is difficult to tell where his characters fall on the continuum of “culturally different” versus “seriously neurodivergent.” In this book, however, I think most of the characters are neurotypical…ish, rather than as clearly autistic as some of characters in other books. 

 

This is not to say that they aren’t weird. They are definitely weird. And this story is really crazy, absurd, implausible, and yet weirdly heartwarming. 

 

As my wife noted, the story is an “onion” plot. That is, we know the surface of what happens early on, but as the story continues, we keep going layer after layer deeper, until we finally, at the end, understand what happened, and find the core of the ideas the author wants us to understand. 

 

From the outset, we know this plot is going to be odd. In a small city in Sweden, a botched bank robbery leads to a hostage situation in an apartment. 

 

Hours later, the hostages are released unharmed, and the police storm the building, only to find that the bank robber has completely vanished without a trace. 

 

The police - a father and son team - interview the witnesses, who are, simply put, the worst witnesses ever, and find themselves befuddled. 

 

It seems possible that one of the “hostages” assisted the bank robber in escaping, but who? Is everyone lying? Is everyone stupid and/or crazy? What really happened? 

 

If the case isn’t solved, are they going to have to call in the big guns from Stockholm? 

 

And this is just the beginning. 

 

As we find out, everything is connected, and things in many ways trace back to a suicide on a bridge a decade ago - and a suicide that was prevented. 

 

We also discover, bit by bit, all of the anxieties, insecurities, traumas, and dysfunctions of the various characters. As the title hints, all these people - and perhaps all of us as well - are Anxious People. (The original title might translate better as “People with Anxiety.”) 

 

There is Estelle, the older lady who owns the apartment that she is trying to sell - that’s why all these unrelated people are in the apartment when the robber bursts in. She just lost her longtime husband, but also has some other secrets that we discover later. 

 

There is the retired couple, Roger and Anna-Lena, trying to figure out how to have a life together after their careers have ended, particularly in light of the fact that Roger put his career on hold for Anna-Lena, who was always more successful than he was. Now, she wants to make it up to him and prove that she doesn’t see him as a failure. 

 

And yes, visiting every IKEA in Sweden is one of the things they do together. 

 

There is the young lesbian couple, Ro and Julie. Between the heavily pregnant Julie and the somewhat panicking Ro, the quest to find a home to raise their family threatens to be derailed by their struggles to connect despite their histories. 

 

There is Zara, the banker, who has been haunted by the suicide she feels responsible for, and has never let herself experience love. 

 

There is the real estate agent - we never get a name, but she is both incompetent and insecure, and worries that she will fail in her career. 

 

There is Lennert, an actor trying to get by on side gigs, who shows up in his underwear and a rabbit head - I won’t explain more than that, but, well, it’s one of so many humorous moments in this book. 

 

There is the bank robber, who likewise never gets a name, although there is a backstory that we come to understand through a series of big reveals. 

 

We can’t forget the cops either, Jim and Jack, still grieving the loss of Jim’s wife (Jack’s mother), a compassionate priest whose wise counsel is missed almost as much as her love. The two of them also have the difficulties of being both family and co-workers. 

 

We also get to meet Zara’s therapist, Nadia, who is connected to the story in multiple ways; and London, the extremely Gen Z bank teller. 

 

Without getting too much more into the plot, the book somehow manages to address the predatory banking system, suicide, depression, economic stress, divorce, and restorative justice within the context of the most stupid and ridiculous attempted robbery and inadvertent hostage situation ever. 

 

Backman does all this while writing one of the most hilarious things I have read in a long time. And while making pithy and borderline snarky observations on the challenges of being human, of making things up as we go, of the imposter syndrome that affects all of us except the most narcissistic and sociopathic sorts. 

 

The book is heartwarming, hopeful, and likeable. The characters are all deeply flawed, and even troubled, but you can’t help liking them and rooting for them. 

 

And this despite the fact that Backman writes throughout much like one imagines Ove writing: while shaking his cane at all these young people and their culture. Except that obviously Backman also has affection for all these people - even London, who is such a hilarious caricature. 

 

There are too many great bits to mention, and they would probably constitute spoilers. 

 

But I do have to at least say something about the use of “Stockholm,” which, to borrow from Leo Rosten, isn’t a word, but a lexicon in this book. 

 

Sure, it is the capital of Sweden. And also a well-known syndrome, named after a hostage situation which I think Backman drew on for this story. 

 

But there is more. “Stockholm” represents the interference of officious big-city types in local small town affairs. It represents a kind of snobbery of the big city looking down on the small town - and moving in and raising housing prices. And also the related anxiety of the insular small town sorts about their possible inferiority to the cosmopolitans from the big city. 

 

It also is a euphemism for “gay” among the older characters. It’s all in how you say it…which is a definite source of humor throughout the book. 

 

The audiobook is narrated by Marin Ireland, who has a long list of audiobooks to her credit. She does a fantastic job on this one, keeping the voices separate, using different accents, and generally making the experience of listening quite pleasant. 





Wednesday, August 5, 2026

You Better Be Lightning by Andrea Gibson

Source of book: I own this

 

This post is a bit late. I started reading this book for Pride Month, but ended up getting delayed in writing about it, both because of vacations, and because I had library books I needed to write about first so I could return them in time. 

 

Andrea Gibson first came to my attention, unfortunately, when they died far too young of cancer. I decided to look up some of their poems, and, liking them, ordered this volume.

 

More recently, I was reminded of her work by a friend. I am a part of a group that meets about once a month to discuss poetry and stuff - my wife coined the term “Poetry Nerd Church” - which is about right. Anyway, one of our members chose a Gibson poem to discuss, and it sparked my decision to read the entire book. 

 

Gibson was lesbian and non-binary, and a survivor - like me - of toxic authoritarian religion. Many of their poems deal with trauma, including spiritual abuse, and so they felt quite familiar, even though I am a cishet guy. 

 

Gibson’s reputation rested not only on their poetry, but also on their Spoken Word readings. There are some poets who should not read their own poems aloud, just as there are authors who should not read their audiobooks. 

 

But Gibson was amazing in their readings, and I highly recommend checking out the ones that are on the interwebs.

 

There are a number of poems that stood out to me in this collection, although, as often is the case, I could have selected any number of ones that I omitted. 

 

Many of the poems are longer, so I won’t necessarily be quoting many entire poems, but rather choosing lines and passages that I particularly liked. 

 

I will start with the one that we discussed in our group:

 

Acceptance Speech After Setting the World Record in Goosebumps

 

I wasn’t, by any means, a natural.
Was not one of those wow-hounds
born jaw-dropped. I was tough in the husk.
Went years untouched by rain. Took shelter

 

seriously, even and often especially
in good weather, my tears like teenagers
hiding under the hoods of my eyes,
so committed they were to never falling

 

for the joke of astonishment.

When I was told there were seven
wonders of the world, I trusted the math,
believed I had seen none of them.


Of course beauty hunted me.
It hunts everyone. But I outran it, hid
in worry, regret, the promise of an afterlife
or a week’s end.

 

Then one day, in a red velvet theater
in New Orleans, I watched Maya Angelou
walk on stage. Seventeen slow steps to the mic.
She took a breath before speaking,

 

and I could hear god being born in that breath.
My every pore reached out like a hand
pointing to the first unsinkable lotus in the bayou 

of the universe. I’d never felt anything like it.

 

Searched the encyclopedia for the feeling’s name 

when I got home: “Goosebumps.”’

Afterwards, I thought—I can do this.
Started training morning to night,

 

crowbar swinging like a pendulum at the wall

of my chest. Tore the caution tape off my life
and let everything touch it.

Allen Iverson on the television in his first season 

with the Sixers, crossover sharp as a V of sparrows
Flying through the paint like Michelangelo’s brush:
            333 goosebumps.

 

My baby sister, sober for the first time
in thirteen years, calling to tell me she just noticed 

our mother’s eyes are green:
            505 goosebumps.

 

One day, my friend scored tickets
to a Prince concert. Tiny venue. I was right 

behind the sound booth. Prince’s entire band 

that evening—women. At the end of the show 

The sound person turned around and whispered,  

He didn’t play one song on his setlist the whole night.

I live on stages. I know what it is to scratch a plan, 

but not the whole trip and still arrive to your destination
two hundred years before your time:
            421 (artist formerly known as) goosebumps.

 

But that’s just the fancy stuff.
Some of them came from simple facts—
It rains diamonds on Jupiter.

189 goosebumps.


Blood donors in Sweden receive a thank you
message when their blood is used.

301 Nordic goosebumps.

 

One night in Ann Arbor, my friend,
still undiagnosed, could not uncurl her fingers

to strum her guitar, so she sang the chords instead.
It was the first time in my life I’d seen pain
become an instrument:
            10 dozen goosebumps

 

for each and every note plucked 

up from the string section of her refusal to silence
her dream. After that, nothing in the world was gray.
Even the movie of my past was released in color. 

The oldest man in my hometown could not 

get to the door to listen to our carols,

so we went inside and sang at his bedside instead. 

Twenty-four boots on the front step 

catching snowflakes with their tongues: 

776 goosebumps.

 

At one point everything started doing it:
A sincere apology: 221 goosebumps

An enemy’s love poem: 222 goosebumps.

 

The moon rising over the continental divide.
My love and I thought it was a car
driving off a cliff, and suddenly nothing 

in the world was dying. You ever felt that? 

A split second when nothing in the world is dying?
            888 goosebumps,

 

and the next day I sharpened a tiny ax
so I could split the seconds myself.
Too much lives in a moment
to not feed it to the fire in the heart, slow.

A Missoula treehouse filled with candlelight.

143 goosebumps.


The octopus documentary.

54 goosebumps multiplied by 8.


The biggest dog in the shelter
hiding behind a teacup chihuahua,
and the woman who came to adopt a cat
taking all three of them home.

1,012 goosebumps.

 

There is no escaping the magic now. 

Beauty caught me and never let me go.
And the thing about the world record
is—if someone breaks it after me,
and they will break it after me,
I will love that so much
that without even trying,

I’ll break it again.

 

That’s pretty wild, isn’t it? Definitely worth reading aloud. 

 

For the next poem, “The Year of No Grudges, or Instead of Writing a Furious Text, I Try a Poem,” there are a few lines that were particularly excellent. But read the whole thing, of course. 

 

I know most people try hard

to do good and find out too late

they should have tried softer.

 

And this:

 

I’ve never in my whole life

been levelheaded, but the older I get,

I’m more level-hearted --

 

and I think we make gods

who look like us for a reason.

I think, in spite of it all, we trust

 

we can be believed in. 

 

And this:

 

That’s how mistakes work

if you’re loving the right kind of people.

And you’re the right kind of people.

 

You’ve walked on water 

so many times you know grace

is super, super slippery.

 

There’s literally nothing

anyone is more likely

to fall from.

 

Wit certainly abounds in these poems. It can be profound, as in the above excerpts. Or it can be just straight up funny, as in the opening of “Time Piece.”

 

I’ve never known who Nick is.

I show up just in the stranger of time,

sift every grain of sand from the Pacific Coast

into an hourglass that fits in my palm.

 

I turn the hourglass upside down and Vancouver

trades places with San Diego. When I ask how

I covered the wildfires in the snow, I say

I had time on my hands.

 

And this later line from the same (rather long) poem:

 

Bitterness is the easiest way

to leave this world having had only

a near-life experience.

 

Okay, that one is definitely more toward the profound end of the spectrum. This one is also good:

 

Regret is a time machine to the past.

Worry is a time machine to the future.

Gratitude is a time machine to the present.

 

The next poem is another I will quote in full, in no small part because I have LGBTQ kids, and I very much want them to be alive and thrive. It is also dedicated to my cousin, who died by suicide after he was rejected by his parents. You can hear Gibson read the poem here.

 

Queer Youth are Five Times More Likely to Die by Suicide

 

means:

You lived five times harder than you should have had to

to still have a body when you graduated high school.

 

means:

Hate worked five times harder

to make your spirit its wishbone.

 

means:

When your mother asked what was wrong,

you were five times more likely to believe you’d lose

her if you spoke the truth.

 

means:

You were told five times more often

you’d go to hell when you died.

 

means:

Burning for eternity seemed five times

more doable than another day in the school lunchroom.

 

means:

You were five times more inclined

to triple-padlock your diary.

 

means:

You were five times more likely

to stop writing your story down.

 

means:

I write my heart out now.

I graffiti billboards with the page of my diary

the bullies used to start the rumors.

 

I tie that page to the end of a kite string and run

a crooked line through the straightest mile

of the Bible Belt.

 

That page is a protest sign.

That page is a bandana washing

the tear gas out of my lover’s eyes.

 

Queer youth are five times more likely to die by suicide.

 

means:

I sneak into fascist sleepovers

and sharpie my pronouns onto the faces

of senators who voted to criminalize my kisses

when I was nineteen.

 

I cut the hate out of my mail

and papier-mache Christmas ornaments

for queer couples whose parents

do not want to know their grandchildren.

 

I hack high school curriculums and delete

every test that does not ask what the P 

in Marsha P. Johnson stands for. 

 

I walk through graveyards with a chisel

correcting the names of trans kids

whose families said, No, when asked,

Can you just let me live?

 

I pace the suburbs with spray paint, editing 

the welcome mats of homophobes until they all

speak the truth: that they personally burned

the roof over the heads of queer youth

are five times more likely to die by suicide

 

means:

There are many days I thirst for my own silence

but walk through the desert screaming instead

because I, like most of my queer friends, don’t have a child

-- I have millions -- from Nebraska to Chechnya,

 

to the Baptist church where I grew up.

My pride in them is a parade I know

won’t keep all of them alive, but I keep cutting

my diary into confetti to throw at their hopes

 

when they float by scared or furious

or laughing or in love and desperate

For the headline to say: Queer youth

are five times more likely to:

 

offer to walk their younger siblings home from school.

To notice the different accents of sparrows.

To find an eyelash and spend twenty minutes

trying to pick what to wish for.

 

Five times more likely to:

 

never outgrow blanket forts.

To know there is a word for the scent in the air

after it rains. To see livelines look like telephone wires

and call a friend who’s having a bad day.

 

Five times more likely to:

 

adore the last man who walked on the moon

just because he wrote his daughter’s initials there.

To know there is no universe in which they would not

be proud of their own children.

 

Queer youth are five times more likely to:

 

see you how you dream of seeing yourself.

To write something in your yearbook that will get you

through the next decade. To spot a stranger crying 

and ask if there’s anything they can do to help.

 

Five times more likely to:

need us to do the same.

 

I tear up every time I read that poem. I think it is up there with my favorite Langston Hughes Poem, “Let America be America Again,” for its emotional impact and its demand for justice. 

 

There are a few shorter poems in this book. Including this one, which is thoroughly related to the previous one:

 

No Such Thing as the Innocent Bystander

 

Silence rides shotgun

wherever hate goes.

 

A few of the works in this book are also closer to prose than to poetry. For example, the hilarious “To whom it Definitely Concerns,” which begins:

 

please accept this letter as formal notification that I am resigning from 

the position of My Own Worst Enemy.

 

Another one of those, “What Love Is,” which is about, among other things, coming out, and growing up in the rural south, and contains this gem:

 

What I was certain of was that they weren’t coming because they knew I’d ended my last show with a poem about how church yard sales are secretly the best places to buy dildos.

 

Oh man, the stories I could tell. Gibson is spot on with that observation. Attorneys often find out a lot of things about those “sweet little church ladies.” Just saying. 

 

Later in the piece, after a fascinating anecdote about a show they did where a girlfriend’s parents showed up (hence the prior line), and the father, crying, said “I’m seventy-six years old and I just tonight figured out what love is.” 

 

Some of the poetry is about climate activism, including “Homesick: A Plea for our Planet,” wherein they note that back when our generation was kids, you could still be a Republican and believe in science.

 

but the principal gave me 

a gold ribbon and not a single bit of attitude

about my radical political stance

because neither he nor I knew

 

it was political. Science had not yet been 

fully framed as leftist propaganda.

The president did not have a twitter fed

starving the world of facts.

 

Hence how I, a person who is conservative by temperament, finding myself described as a leftist and even a communist, because I believe in science and facts and reality, not the alternative universe of the Orange Fascist. Which can lead into the next short poem:

 

Good Grief

 

Let your

heart break

 

so your spirit

doesn’t.

 

The poem, “The Test of Time,” about her mother’s slow disability and loss of function, contains a line I wanted to highlight. 

 

but there is a test we can all take to find out the future.

It’s called the test of time. And what you do is you live

 

until you die. And you refuse to let the hands of your clock

curl into fists to fight the lessons off. Even if the lessons

 

are brutally hard.

 

Another short poem spoke to me. It’s a hard thing to follow some days, I must say. 

 

Wellness Check

 

In any moment,

on any given day,

I can measure 

my wellness

by this question:

 

Is my attention on loving,

or is my attention on

            who isn’t loving me?

 

I am going to mention one line I take issue with in “My Girlfriend’s Karaoke Song.” In it, the girlfriend sings Jewel’s song “You Were Meant for Me,” which is a good song. But the poem claims that Em is a “very difficult key.” Now, I do agree the song is not a beginner-level song, but it isn’t because of the key, which is actually easy on guitar and in the middle of the typical human vocal range. (And also, Em is a fantastic violin key - ask Mendelssohn…)  It’s because of where the melody begins in relation to the key. It’s picking the note out of the air at the beginning. So, a bit of a whine from one kind of artist to another. 

 

Oh well. 

 

Anyway, I want to end with another poem that really spoke to me - and sparked a bit of defensiveness from some religious friends. Obviously, the poem isn’t meant to be systemic theology, but a response to the all-too-common way the afterlife is used as a means of abuse toward those who don’t kow-tow to the gatekeepers of theology. 

 

What Sucks About the Afterlife

 

On Earth, everyone loved butterflies,

but I trusted the caterpillars more.

I trusted the ones who knew

 

they were not done growing.

On Earth, I was a work in progress,

was comforted in the knowing

 

that I had a million mistakes still in me

to learn from. I changed my mind

more often than I changed my socks,

 

and whenever I was criticized

for mismatched thoughts, I’d say,

Who wants to be today

 

who they were yesterday?

Becoming was how I prayed.

But here - I am past the finish line:

 

I have a heart of gold,

and I never have to dig for it.

I couldn’t do anything wrong if I tried,

and trust me, I try, but

 

I get hot-headed, and my rage 

toasts the marshmallow on an angel’s

celestial s’mores. I lose my temper and find it

in the halo lost-and-found box.

 

Lies won’t let me tell them,

They handed me a sticker

that said My Name Is and I wrote 

Everyone by accident. I can’t remember

 

what selfishness is. Yesterday I said

something angry about an ex, and a quarter

of my tastebuds jumped off my tongue.

I’ve known nothing

 

of bitterness since.

Right before I died, I thought

In the afterlife, I’ll apply for a job

at a mistake factory. They’ll be awed

 

by my resume. If anything, I’m over qualified.

But there’s no place where they make

mistakes here. Everyone is flawless,

Everyone’s blunders are photoshopped

 

right off their lives before

they even happen. Is this heaven

or hell? I can’t tell. I looked

that famous carpenter up

 

in the phone book, but his number 

wasn’t listed, and I need to ask him

where to find the wood to build 

some missteps. I’m not about to spend

 

eternity burning in the lie that holy 

and perfect are the same thing.

Do you understand?

 

A promised land

is not a promised land

if I can’t keep learning.

 

Dare I say “Amen”? In an interview, Gibson elaborated a bit about “how much of this world would change for the better if we were collectively more interested in growing and learning than we were in our own rightness. Attachment to rightness instantly shuts down vital conversations. I imagine a world where folks are thrilled about the possibility of having their minds and hearts changed every single day, and that world is so beautiful.”

I very much enjoyed this collection, and will be adding additional Andrea Gibson collections to my library.