Sunday, June 7, 2015

The Uncollected Wodehouse

Source of book: Lent to me by my friend Peter, who, among his many good qualities combines a love for Wodehouse and the good sense to visit Powell’s whenever he finds himself in Portland.

I have made it my goal to read at least one Wodehouse book per year. This won’t get me through his entire output unless I live an extraordinarily long life, but it’s worth a shot.

Previous Wodehouse reviews on this blog:



This particular book contains previously uncollected works from the very dawn of Wodehouse’s career. There are a number of the more obscure short stories, including an unpublished “Reggie Pepper” story. (Pepper was the prototype for Bertie Wooster.) In addition, there are a number of miscellaneous bits that Wodehouse wrote for newspapers and magazines, before he made his name enough to set off on his own as a writer.

As typical for juvenalia, these works are a bit uneven, and do not capture the full Wodehouse experience - although his future genius shows through in bits. Several are quite hilarious indeed, but they are not quite unmistakably “Wodehouse,” as he appears in the mature works. Eh, they are fun anyway. I laughed at a number of lines.

So, I would not recommend them as a first Wodehouse experience, but as a bit of fun for the confirmed fan.

One of the fun things about this collection is seeing some new perspectives on the author and on the times he lived in. Wodehouse finally made his break in 1909 from salaried work, and went freelance after he sold a story to...Cosmopolitan. One must imagine that said publication has taken a sad journey down the ladder of taste to go from ol’ Pelham Grenville to “10 Ways to Transform Your Makeup In Under 60 Seconds.” Now if Wodehouse had written that article, it would have been great.

It was also interesting to read his poetry. Well, doggerel poetry, at least. Wodehouse also wrote lyrics for musical stage productions, so he could certainly make a humorous rhyme. In this case, he sold a few poems telling of the misadventures of love, with plots similar to some of his later short stories.

One of the best bits, in my opinion, is “The New Advertising,” a short bit indulging in a fantasy about what honest advertisements would look like.

For a patent medicine:

“We Hate to Seem to Boast,
but
Many Who have Tried It Are Still
Alive”

For a novel entitled The Dyspepsia of the Soul (the very name makes me laugh):

“We advise all insomniacs to read Mr. Logroller’s soporific pages.”

Also worth a chuckle was “My Battle With Drink.” The narrator finally manages to kick his addition to the unhealthy and socially dubious ice cream sundae by replacing it with the more hale and healthy habit of booze.

Another short bit with a twist is “My Life As A Dramatic Critic,” in which the narrator notes, “If I say a piece is bad, it dies. It may not die instantly. Generally, it takes forty weeks in New York and a couple of seasons on the road to do it, but it cannot escape its fate.”

Snappy lines eventually became one of his calling cards, which he combined with an utter lack of seriousness about everything. In “Misunderstood,” a low level pickpocket sort gets accosted by a policeman, and finds himself a bit tongue-tied.

“Um,” said Mr. Buffin. If he had a fault as a conversationalist, it was a certain tendency to monotony, a certain lack of sparkle and variety in his small talk.

These little witticisms can be missed if you read carelessly, because Wodehouse doesn’t always telegraph them in advance. Blink, and you might miss it.

Another one that I couldn’t resist noting is from “The Best Sauce.” The heroine is dreading the presence of a certain young suitor.

There is a type of man who makes love with the secrecy and sheepish reserve of a cowboy shooting up a Wild West saloon. To this class Peter belonged.

Speaking of young men with odd courting habits:

“The fact that we cannot meet without your endeavoring to plant a temperamental left jab on my spiritual solar plexus encourages me to think that you are beginning at last to understand that we are affinities. To persons of spirit like ourselves the only happy marriage is that which is based on a firm foundation of almost incessant quarreling.”

I should also mention “Death at the Excelsior,” which is an actual mystery story. Well, with a Wodehousian twist, of course. He prefaces it with a gripe about women being allowed into mysteries. Because they inevitably end up getting “shoved into cupboards with a bag over her head.” Wodehouse also sends up a few other tropes: the ticking bomb, the dumb “heavy,” the incompetent minions, and so on. And then, he proceeds to write a remarkably serious mystery story, except with the right kind of intelligent woman involved.

One last one: I know a number of real writers (as opposed to people like me that write little blogs for fun and not profit), and rejection letters are a way of life, even for those who eventually break through. Wodehouse clearly got it, and wrote a hilarious little bit featuring those disappointing letters. You can read it for free online here: “An Unfinished Collection.”

Friday, June 5, 2015

Vernal and Nevada Falls: A Family History in Pictures

Although I started my older kids hiking short distances early on, our serious hiking adventures began in 2010, when my eldest daughter (then age 6) saw a picture of the Mist Trail in Yosemite National Park on the cover of my Falcon hiking guide. We started talking about doing the hike, and I told them that we would need to train if we wanted to start doing hikes like that. After all, it is a six mile loop, with a total climb of 2000 feet.

The oldest three were eager to give it a try, and willing to start hiking regularly. We began with a local trail, the Mill Creek Trail, which is a great cool weather hike. After making it six miles a couple of times, I figured we were ready.

Therefore, in June of 2010, we set out, along with a friend, to conquer Vernal and Nevada Falls.

This trail is one of my all time favorites, a trail I believe everyone should have on their “bucket list.” (I would also list the Angel’s Landing trail at Zion National Park.)

We revisited this trail in 2011, then again in 2013 with some friends who had never visited Yosemite, and then again in 2015 and 2016, as part of our “go hiking on Memorial Day” tradition. For 2017, a year of historical snowpack, we experienced the highest water levels I have ever seen in Yosemite. That first time, only the oldest three children came with me. After that, we added additional children, until 2015, when my youngest made it the entire way on her own legs. We try to introduce others to this amazing hike whenever we can.

Each year, we have taken a picture of some sort at the top of Vernal Falls, looking west toward Glacier Point.The pictures speak of the imperceptibly slow progress of geologic time, and also of the way that children grow up far too fast. 

2010: Ted, age 4; Cordelia, age 5; Eli, age 7 (Picture by an unknown fellow hiker.)

2011: Cordelia, age 6; Eli, age 8; Fritz, age almost 3 (he rode on my shoulders); Ted, age 5 (Picture by Peter Wonderly)

 2013: Fritz, age 5; Ted, age 7; Lillian, age 2; Eli, age 10; Cordelia, age 8 (Picture by Justice Gradowitz)

2015: Lillian, age 4; Ted, age 9; Fritz, age 7; Eli, age 12; Cordelia, age 10

2016: Ted, age 10; Lillian, age 5 ("Do we have to take another picture?"); me;  Cordelia, age 11 (Caught her off guard...); Eli, age 13; Fritz, age 8. Picture by Peter Wonderly.



And, for good measure, one of me (2016) by Nevada Falls (Picture by Cordelia).


2017: Cordelia, age 12 (who doesn't like pictures right now); Amanda; Fritz, age 9; Ted, age 11; Eli, age 14; Lillian, age 6; and me. (Picture by Elizabeth Haber-Lopez)


2017: This happened to be our 16th Anniversary, so we got a picture smooching beside Nevada Falls.

 2019: Ted (age 13), Lillian (age 8), Fritz (age 11), Eli (age 16), 
Cora - who still doesn't like pictures (age 14)

Thursday, June 4, 2015

The Tale of the Dueling Neurosurgeons by Sam Kean

Source of book: Borrowed from the library

Like a kid waiting eagerly for the next comic book to come out, I find myself checking to see when the next Sam Kean book will arrive. And then, I have to wait until the initial rush dies down so I can get it from the library. I went ahead and bought his first book, but I have, alas, limited shelf space, so I have been trying to pace myself.

For those who are interested, here are my reviews of his other books:




Sam Kean’s books are best described as pop science. These are not textbooks by any means, but they do explore a particular area in enough detail to be informative. The best thing about the books, though, is the way that Kean uses stories to make the concepts real and memorable.

The Case of the Dueling Neurosurgeons is all about the brain and its function. It opens with the story of King Henri II of France, who had a lance shoved through his eye and into his brain, and ends with the famous, yet often mis-reported, case of Phineas Gage, who had an iron rod blown through his head in a freak blasting accident. In between are a myriad of interesting persons who inadvertently furthered the science of the brain by suffering damage to one part or another. Along the way, Kean introduces the many doctors and scientists who gradually pieced together the function and layout of the brain. Both patients and doctors were often fascinating characters, with unique stories of their own.

The book takes its title from the two celebrity physicians called in to attempt to save Henri’s life. They failed, unfortunately, but in the process of trying, they discovered firm evidence that the brain can be harmed even if the skull is intact. The first doctor was Ambroise Paré, famous for pioneering a scientific approach to evaluating the effectiveness of a treatment - but even more so for his line, “I treated him. God healed him.” The other was Andreas Vesalius, whose illustrated anatomy book, On The Fabric of the Human Body, was the first to really show body structures in scientific detail. The drawings are beautiful, but the methods he had to use to obtain corpses were a bit morbid.

There are a few other characters that I found particularly interesting. Several presidential assassins are featured, because their brains were studied after they were executed. In the one case (president Garfield’s killer), there was clear evidence of brain damage, while in the other (McKinley’s), there was no obvious sign of a physical problem. (There was other evidence of mental illness, just not physical signs of damage.)

Of particular interest to a lawyer was the case of Supreme Court Justice William Douglas, who suffered a stroke, but remained in denial of the damage done. In fact, the very area damaged was one that affected his ability to realize his disability. (Apparently, this is a common issue with strokes that occur in the Parietal Lobe.) In an interesting coincidence, the same problems had disabled president Woodrow Wilson a generation earlier. He likewise could not comprehend that he wasn’t the same as before, and it fell to his wife (who should get credit as the first female president) to keep him out of sight and run the country in his stead.

The most crazy story, in my opinion, and the one that still bends my brain every time I think about it, is that of conjoined twins Tatiana and Krista, who share significant brain structures, and cannot be separated. They experience a weird sharing of consciousness, in which they are two separate persons, but not quite. Tastes and sensations are often shared, which gets interesting when a taste is something one twin likes but the other hates. It’s messy and forces one to grapple with the complex interplay between the “self” and one’s sense of it and the physical biological brain which gives rise to that very consciousness.

In fact, that is probably the part of the book that is most philosophical. Since we discovered the function of the brain, there has been a search for how the brain as a biological structure gives rise to consciousness. Traditionally, there has been a belief in a mind/body duality - religion would describe this as a soul/body dichotomy. To some scientists, this is all an illusion. Consciousness - and the essence of ourselves - is merely a function of biology, the brain doing its work. This question then leads into the concept of free will and whether it actually exists. One can go down the rabbit hole really fast here. At some level, we at least experience something that resembles a “mind,” and we have built our government and our own lives on the idea that we do have the ability to exercise free will, and thus moral agency. And yet, the way this works with our brains is hardly clear. We do know that the experience of consciousness can be affected by damage to the brain, so the two are intertwined - or are the same thing - take your pick. It’s not just philosophers and theologians who debate this either. Scientists are hardly in agreement about this too.

Another topic which I found interesting was that of Synesthesia, which causes the brain to associate things that we don’t generally associate. For example, numbers will have colors or smells, or words might have taste. (One wonders if the author of The Phantom Tollbooth either had this condition, or knew someone who did.) I have a friend with this, and it is quite interesting to talk to her about the personalities of numbers and letters. Kean tells of a man, though, with a particularly severe form, which enabled him to have a photographic memory, but caused him great distress and inability to function due to the overwhelming and uncontrollable associations.

Kean has a bit of wit of his own, and one particularly memorable example was his invention of a term to describe the result of damage to a particular language processing center. People with damage to this area can string together sentences of words, often with great rhythm - but the words are not connected and make no sense. The official term is “word salad,” but Kean coined the term “Finnegan’s Wake Syndrome.”

One final bit of fun that I should mention is the fact that Kean’s earlier book, The Violinist’s Thumb, which was about genetics, has an illustration of DNA on the cover. The problem is, the spiral is backwards. Which nobody caught before the book was published. Kean mentions this in connection with Mad Cow Disease, where a misshapen protein causes damage by influencing other proteins to deform. Shape - and direction of twist - are important to life, and a backwards molecule can kill.

Obviously, I have barely scratched the surface of this book. There is so much more. I highly recommend this book, and Kean’s other books, as great introductions to fascinating scientific topics. The concepts stick in the mind because of the memorable stories and Kean’s engaging way of telling them. 

Wednesday, June 3, 2015

Dodger by Terry Pratchett

Source of book: Audiobook borrowed from the library

While audiobooks are usually a staple of our vacations, I didn’t listen to quite as many this time. The primary issue was that our anticipated Wodehouse book had too many scratches to play, so we were not able to hear that one. A sad experience indeed.

However, we were able to listen to Dodger, by an author who is quickly becoming a favorite of my older children. (Well, me too!)


Dodger isn’t part of the Discworld series, but instead is a “Historical Fantasy” set in London in the early years of Queen Victoria’s reign. The title character is a clear nod to The Artful Dodger of Dickens’ Oliver Twist, and numerous historical and literary characters make their appearance in the course of the book.

The plot is set in motion when Dodger, a “tosher” (one who seeks treasures in the sewer) and pickpocket, hears the cries of a woman in distress, and he rescues her from a couple of thugs. The commotion also draws the attention of two gentlemen, Charlie Dickens (the historical novelist) and Henry Mayhew another historical figure. (Mayhew was a friend of Dickens, a co-founder of Punch, and the author of London Labour and the London Poor; which would be as influential in fomenting social reform as Dickens’ novels.

The mysterious lady, known as “Simplicity,” is reluctant to reveal her true identity, which turns out to have serious implications in international politics. I won’t ruin a delightful plot any further except to say that there are people who want “Simplicity” very much dead, and Dodger finds himself caught up in the intrigue and thus becomes a target himself.

Pratchett fills the book with a plethora of real historical figures, although he takes some liberty in the chronology to get them all in the same place at the same time.

Dickens is a major character, as is Mayhew. Benjamin Disraeli, the future Prime Minister, also plays an interesting part. Dodger recognizes him as a fellow “dodger,” and notes the similarities between the prevarications of politics and the necessities of survival in the underworld.

Another fascinating - and real - character is Angela Burdett-Coutts, a wealthy philanthropist. Pratchett said that one of the reasons he wrote Dodger was to bring her to the attention of modern readers. And really, read about all the stuff she did. What an incredible woman!  In many ways, she was ahead of her times, both in her feminism, and in her sensitivity to modern concerns about racism and colonialism.

Readers will also notice the presence of Robert Peel, founder of the modern police force; John Tenniel, illustrator of many works, but best known for the original Alice In Wonderland; and Joseph Bazalgette, who would go on to engineer one of the greatest accomplishments of the modern world: the upgraded London sewer system, which would eradicate cholera from London and set the pattern for most of the sewer systems in use today. That’s a pretty good list of Nineteenth Century English rock stars.

In addition to these real characters, there are a host of fictional ones that are a nod to Oliver Twist and other Dickens novels. Chief among these is Solomon Cohen, kind of a “Good Twin” to the Fagin of Dickens’ book. Solomon shares lodging with Dodger, and is a kind of mentor to him, as well as serving as the voice of Pratchett himself occasionally. Many of the best lines go to Solomon, particularly as he philosophises about religion.

In one scene, Solomon describes his “complicated” relationship with God. After being the victim of a pogrom, Solomon escapes continental Europe, but without his faith. He informs God that he doesn’t believe in him any more. “What did God say?” asks Dodger. “He said to get back to Him when I change my mind.” So this kinda-sorta faith permeates Solomon’s existence. And it leads to some interesting decisions. For example, Solomon decides that he will eat pork. Why? He figures that God will understand that he is an old man and very hungry, and will forgive him for accepting whatever meat he can obtain rather than starving. And so it goes for a variety of ceremonial concerns. Solomon must live, and he figures God will understand.

Sweeney Todd also plays a pretty significant role in the book, although his personal appearance is fairly short.

Pratchett portrays the London of 175 years ago in a realistic and gritty manner. Piss and shite (he uses those words) are everywhere, as are death, disease, pregnancy, prostitution, and suicide. He doesn’t shy away from any of these, but put the reality out there. However, Pratchett was such an optimist that he couldn’t write a truly dark book if he tried. Amid all the horrid realities, there is such a ebullient air that you cannot but feel as if it will all come out right in the end, in some way.

This is really a microcosm of Pratchett’s very existence. He, sadly, passed away a few months ago, the victim of an early form of brain disease. And yet, all the while, he was ever positive and pragmatic and full of life while knowing he was likely dying. In the midst of the unsolvable and unanswerable, he still went about shining his light as he knew best. And thus, both Solomon and Dodger are him. Despite all that happens, and all the injustice in the world, they both keep on doing what they do best, trying to survive and even thrive in their own way, not complaining, but just living.

Like Dickens, Pratchett exposes the dark underside of Victorian society, which let far too many fall between the cracks. However, while Dickens dealt with an ongoing reality, Pratchett illuminates a past which is, thankfully, a past, and not a present, at least in the Western world. Still, many of the issues remain at some level. How do we deal with an economy in which honest work is often ill-compensated and unhealthy to the point that some elect to live on the wrong side of the law? How can we assist victims of domestic violence to escape? How do we address the difference in life expectancy between the rich and the poor? Does the “good of society” justify the sacrifice of individuals?

As usual, Pratchett’s writing is both entertaining and thoughtful. My two older daughters absolutely loved this book. We didn’t quite finish it by the end of our trip, so they stayed up with me a couple of nights so we could get to the end. We also had some fun discussions about the history and the philosophy as we went along. Pratchett also gets bonus points for writing interesting and complex female characters. While his early work, The Carpet People lacked them, he eventually began to work women and girls into his books, even using a female as a memorable protagonist in a number of his Discworld books. I look forward to reading or listening to more of his books with my kids.

Thursday, May 28, 2015

What I mean by "Fundamentalism"

As a result of my unexpectedly viral post on the Duggars, I found that I needed to clarify my use of terms.

The problem comes from from writing for a varied audience. (Just among my friends and relatives, there is a wide range of religious and philosophical belief and experience.) I am most certainly not writing for a purely Christian or Evangelical audience. So the terms that we use, our “Christianese,” may not make sense to everyone, which is one reason why I avoid it.

Never is this more apparent, though, than in the matter of “Fundamentalism.” When I wrote the post, I used the term in the sense understood by people outside of the Evangelical bubble, rather than in the “Christianese” sense. This meant that a number of people were offended by my condemning of Fundamentalism, because I appeared to be including them.

Let me see, then, if I can explain it a bit better. The terms “Doctrinal Fundamentalism” and “Cultural Fundamentalism” are my own. I feel they describe what I mean the best.

  1. “Doctrinal Fundamentalism”

Within Christianity, particularly the American version, there was a split in the late 1800s to early 1900s. A group of more conservative writers and thinkers decided to create a document outlining their version of the fundamentals of the faith, in response to two major opposing ideas. The first was “higher criticism,” which pointed out discrepancies between traditional interpretations and historical evidence. (Among other things. This is a gross oversimplification, but I don’t have time to get into it further in the space of this post.) The second opposing idea was that of the Theory of Evolution. Both of these created theological problems, naturally, and these authors sought to counteract them with a definitive statement of the core doctrines of the faith.

The result was a 1911 document entitled The Fundamentals, a collection of 90 essays written by 64 different authors.

In my view, having browsed (but not read) the collection, there are two separate points to be taken from The Fundamentals. The first is a list of the most important doctrines, while the second is an argument for a particular approach to hermeneutics.

The core doctrines, the most basic formulation I was able to find are these:

  1. The inerrancy of the Bible
  2. The factual nature of Christ’s miracles
  3. The virgin birth
  4. The bodily resurrection of Christ and his future physical return
  5. The atonement of Christ on the cross

Many - including the authors of The Fundamentals - include the literalist interpretation of the Genesis creation account [update: actually, a "harmonization" of the two conflicting creation accounts in #2 as well, but this isn’t universal.

After these five fundamentals, the discussion really hinges on the interpretation and application of the Bible. That is, on hermeneutics. (Peter Enns makes the excellent point that it is always about hermeneutics. Literalism is a hermeneutic just like every other, and must be defended as any other.) When it comes to discussion of inerrancy, the issue often, in fact, turns out to be a matter of interpretation and application. That is, it is really the inerrency of the interpretation that is at issue. This is the case for the creation accounts, and many other things that are widely disputed.

So, if we reduce “doctrinal fundamentalism” to a belief in those five fundamentals, it is easy to see that the vast majority of American Evangelicals - plus many other American Christians, Catholic or Protestant - could be considered to be “Fundamentalist” in this sense.

In fact, I am a fundamentalist by that definition. [Update 2022: seven years later and a lot of exploration of scripture and history, I have rejected the idea of "inerrancy" as a valid category for an inherently human collection of literature. Likewise, I consider #2 and #3 to be far from core issues of doctrine. And I have realized that #5 is actually a relatively recent interpretation that is not a majority teaching of historical christianity. So.... The Fundamentals more and more appear to be a defense of 19th Century white [and usually slavery defending] ideology, not particularly related to historical church teaching. So...]

I’ll go with 90% fundamentalist, though, because of the issue of Genesis. As I have blogged previously, I believe in an old earth and universe, so I disagree with ½ of one point (10%) of that formulation of the fundamentals.

You can include a lot of people who would never be considered “fundamentalists” by the greater culture. Perhaps the most telling example here would be Matthew Vines, author of God and the Gay Christian. He qualifies as a fundamentalist in the doctrinal sense, but clearly is not what most people would call a fundamentalist. 

[Update 2018: I have a real problem with #1 in the sense that I think "inerrancy" is the wrong question. I do not believe the bible as literally dictated by God, but was written by humans writing from different cultural and theological perspectives. I also do not believe the bible functions well as either a textbook of systematic theology or as "God's Little Instruction Book," so I am already on a different page than cultural fundamentalists. I think writers like Peter Enns have a  better understanding of what the bible IS, which is the better fundamental question. Regarding #5, I have a problem with the Calvinist view of "penal substitutionary atonement," which is a relatively modern idea, and not the sole - or even majority - view in the history of Christianity. I believe the meaning of the Cross is more complex, and not at all an easy theological cliche.]

2. “Cultural Fundamentalism”

When most people talk about “fundamentalists,” they aren’t thinking about people who believe in the five fundamentals. They are talking about people who have a particular approach to culture.

A couple of examples here:

There is a world of difference between the average “Baptist” church, and an Independent Fundamental Baptist church. (IFB)

There is a world of difference between regular Mormonism and FLDS groups like those led by Warren Jeffs.

Let’s just say that the difference isn’t whether they believe in the five fundamentals. That much should be obvious. Instead, they are about specific approaches to their holy books, and thus a specific view of cultural issues.

In my opinion, here are the hallmarks of “cultural fundamentalism.” Keep in mind that not every fundamentalist adheres to all of these, and some non-fundamentalists adhere to some of them. Rather, consider it this way. The more of these that apply, the further along the road to fundamentalism the person or organization is.

Furthermore, when I talk about the creeping influence of Cultural Fundamentalism on Evangelicalism, it is these ideas that I am talking about.

  1. Authority and Hierarchy

This one is pretty much a sure-fire sign of fundamentalism. If there is a teaching that the fundamental truth of the world is hierarchy, and the most important question that of who must submit to whom, then you are dealing with fundamentalism. And probably a cult.

In fact, Gothard’s teachings hinge on his principle of “authority,” which is that God only works and speaks through a hierarchy. (The first principle he teaches is the relatively uncontroversial one of “design,” which is basically pop-psych self acceptance repackaged, but it is the second, that of Authority, that is really the most important to his system.)

These teachings on authority generally take three forms.

i. Church authority. You must obey the leaders and never question them. God speaks to them for you, not directly to you. You will see examples of this idea in places like 9 Marks (membership “covenants” where  you vow to be submissive to the leaders or be disciplined), non-disclosure and non-competition agreements (see Mark Driscoll and Mars Hill), and in the admonitions to not “gossip” about church leaders (which means in practice, don’t publicly call them out for bad teaching or actions.)

ii. Gender hierarchy. A wife must obey her husband in everything, unless he actively demands she sin. She is to never question his decisions, even if she believes they are unwise. In some cases (see John Piper), a wife must submit to domestic abuse rather than seek to get out. This idea is a key one to Fundamentalism, and some of the leaders admit as such. For example the (ever loathesome) Doug Wilson says that the fundamental issue facing the world today is that of sexuality and gender. He believes that the authority of men over women is the key to getting this issue right. Unfortunately, this idea is probably the one that is creeping into Evangelicalism the most. The fact that there even is a “Council for Biblical Manhood and Womanhood” says it all.

iii. Children and parents. There has been a trend for some time of training children to express immediate, unquestioning obedience to parents. In the seemingly never ending parade of books and systems to accomplish this, I would list those by Gary Ezzo and Michael and Debi Pearl in particular as advocating abuse of infants in order to train them to be be perfectly compliant. Gothard’s teachings on authority also are in this line. And, he extends the duty of obedience to adult children as well.

So, if you start hearing these things, you may be dealing with a Cultural Fundamentalist. 

A pertinent quote by an author who has a bit of experience with 
Fundamentalists who don't like their approach to their holy book challenged.


B. Gender Roles

For Cultural Fundamentalists, this is also a key teaching. Men belong out in the world bringing home the bacon. Women belong at home having babies and cleaning the house. In fact, this is one belief that unites cultural fundamentalists around the world, from radical Islam to FLDS to IFB to Gothardism to Dominionism and Reconstructionism. The fundamental fact of the world is supposed to be a sharp and uncrossable divide between men and women, with men clearly in the role of authority and power.

Given the general definition of Feminism as a movement seeking the political, economic, and social equality of women; Cultural Fundamentalism can be seen for what it is: an opposition to the equality of women. Cultural Fundamentalism seeks political rule by men, the removal of economic power from women (which is why Gothard and the Duggars believe women should not go to college or get jobs), and a social hierarchy where men make the decisions while women meekly assist them in their goals.

Thus, if you start hearing about the importance of keeping women at home or about the different roles that “god” has appointed for men and women, regardless of personal preference or gifting, you are dealing with a Cultural Fundamentalist.

C. Obsession with Sex

You can see this one in several manifestations. If a group’s primary political goals involve homosexuality and abortion, chances are, you are dealing with a fundamentalist group. Why? Because their primary focus is on controlling the sort of sex other people are having. Likewise, if they keep talking about how bad the world is getting, try to pin them down. More often than not, they will list all the people having the wrong kind of sex. Why is God angry with America? Chances are, it won’t be our oppression of the poor at home or abroad. It won’t be the collateral damage of war, or our materialism. Nope. It will be the sex other people are having.

[Explanatory note: I am personally opposed to abortion, but lost all respect for the pro-life movement when they threw in their lot with the Quiverfullers in opposing birth control as basic health care. It appears that preventing abortions isn’t nearly as important as lecturing people about why they can’t afford to have sex.]

Another way this comes out is in the way we talk about lower income people. I have pretty much had it with people blaming poverty on incontinence. As if poor people should just stop having sex until they can afford it. Likewise, rather than actually address the effects of racist systems that have been in place for hundreds of years, it is more satisfying just to blame it on too much sex.

Finally, you see it in how groups prioritize the prevention of sin. Fundies are obsessed with “sexual purity.” Evangelicals too, to a large degree. Other sins just don’t matter as much. Listen in on a sermon directed at youth. See how much time is spent soliciting “pride purity” pledges, or “materialism purity” pledges. When was the last time you heard of a “promise ring” for backstabbing or slander? Do young girls get dressed up and dance with their daddies at “honest balls”? What about “true love doesn’t stir up conflict”? Yeah, that’s a best seller. (These things, by the way, are also “abominations.”)

So, the effort betrays the priority. Sex is an obsession for Cultural Fundies.

Further down the Fundie scale, you will see additional practices aimed at preventing sex. The whole premise of Modesty Culture (which I have blogged about extensively) is that of preventing young men from thinking about sex. Which is done by keeping women from showing that they have female-shaped bodies. Another is Courtship and Betrothal, two ideas aimed at preventing males and females from being unchaperoned or becoming romantically interested in people the parents do not approve of. Depending on the version, the goal can even be preventing any emotional attachment whatsoever before the couple is locked into marrying.

The more Fundie someone is, the more you will see them obsessing about whether they or other people are some how “sexing,” in deed or thought.

    D. Focus on Cultural Externals and Cultural Separation

Cultural Fundamentalists are also obsessed with the externals of culture. Clothing is just one area. Movies. Music. Alcohol. Dancing. Hairstyles. The list can go on and on, but the more these are part of the discussion, the more Fundie the group or person. The longer a person is immersed in the Fundie system, the more these externals become the focus.

On a related note, the practice then becomes one of cultural Separation. Counterculture for its own sake. If a non-Fundie has an idea, it must be wrong. Sometimes this becomes a mistrust of technology and a quasi-Amish Luddism. Sometimes it becomes a “back to the land” thing, where cities become evil. Sometimes is a rejection of anything from the 20th or 21st Centuries, whether culture or ideas. Actually, this one is probably the most common.

Finally, this results in the separation of one’s children from all friendships or contacts with people who are not “likeminded.” (That’s a serious trigger word for us ex-Gothardites.) Thus, many Fundies claim that all “true” Christians must homeschool their children. (See Jonathan Lindvall) They insist that all extracurricular activities be expressly “Christian” so as not to have the riff-raff around their children.

    E. A Literalist and Theonomical approach to the holy writings

A look at radical Islam reveals this problem too. When the approach to a holy book becomes hyper-literalist, then it becomes necessary to re-create the culture in which it was written. Thus, women return to their state as property, we get to slaughter the infidels “enemies of god” (See Gary North), and we disregard any scientific facts that get in the way of our literalism.

I mentioned above the issue of hermeneutics. The problems of interpretation of scripture are not something that has been solved once and for all. We do not know all of truth, and we cannot assume that our understanding will never change, now that we “got it right” once and for all.

For Cultural Fundamentalists, that is not the case. For them, someone in the past did get everything right, and all change since is compromise and a departure from orthodoxy. Those hermeneutical decisions in the past, and the culture in which the occurred, then are inviolable. We must return to them, and everything will be all right, says the Cultural Fundie.

On the issue of Theonomy, to the Cultural Fundamentalist, the way to become more “godly” is to tease out “God’s Law” from the holy writing. The more detailed system of rules one can find, the better. The cultural externals are a good part of this. The approach to scripture (or the Koran) feeds and complements the reverence for the past in a way that makes the re-creation of the past synonymous with the pursuit of holiness.

Both of these stem in part (again, in my opinion) from the belief shared by most Cultural Fundies that the Bible was literally dictated by God. As in, word for word, with no possibility admitted that the (human) writers were influenced by their culture, knowledge, or understanding. Thus, for many, the Mosaic law is expected to be applied as literally as possible in our times, because it is literally a dictation from God of the most perfect civil law possible. The idea that the laws might be (in part) cribbed from earlier legal codes and be full of assumptions and institutions that pervaded the Ancient Near East, and that understanding this history might be important to interpretation and application is utter anathema. To question the applicability or meaning of a verse is to reject the very words of God. That something might be lost in the translation, linguistic or cultural does not even enter the picture.

This is also why, when you have an argument with a Cultural Fundie, their response if often to slam down some bible verses they think proves their point. They know what those verses mean, and you are just rejecting God’s clear truth if you disagree with them.

It is “Bible Thumping” at its worst.

On a related note:

    F. Tribalism

Because they believe their approach to holy writings is the only viable one, Cultural Fundies believe that those who do not share their beliefs on cultural externals, or on gender roles, or authority, or whatever, are not “true” believers. They are right. Dead right. And everyone else is wrong. And probably not just wrong but downright evil, because they have rejected “God’s clear commands.”

Because they have rejected the possibility of disagreement on nearly - if not all - areas of interpretation and application, the opinions of those who disagree with them are irrelevant. After all, God agrees with them, right? That ends the discussion.

The next step is to assume that God likes them best - or only them - and hates everyone else. One can then act badly toward others, because they are not the chosen. They are not part of the “tribe,” the True Believers™.

This leads to:

G. Judgmentalism and lack of compassion

Because Cultural Fundies believe that they are the sole True Believers™, they can easily assume that the reason bad things happen to people outside the group is because God is smiting them. (When bad things happen to Cultural Fundies, they often think it is “persecution” by non-Fundies.)

Thus, the poor are that way because they don’t follow the Fundie rules. Thus, we should let them suffer - and if anything, increase that suffering by withdrawing government assistance - because that would put pressure on them to follow the Fundie rules.

I believe this is another way to tell if someone is a Cultural Fundie. What is their response to the misfortunes of others? Is it judgmentalism and schadenfreude? Or is it a genuine instinct to help ease others’ burdens? And, do they extend assistance and compassion to those outside the tribe, or is their love limited to those who agree with them? Are they always talking about the “enemies of God,” or are they talking about “the least of these”?

    H. Hostility toward science and critical thinking

I would include in this one not just a hostility to the “hard” sciences like geology, evolutionary biology, and astrophysics; but also an acute hostility toward the “soft” sciences like sociology and psychology.

This relates, again, to the hermeneutical approach. If mental illness presents like the “demon posession” described in the Bible, then it must be spiritual, and thus we can’t utilize medication or therapy as treatments. And if sociology comes up with a conclusion that conflicts with a particular interpretation of a particular scripture verse, then, well, it just must be wrong, evidence be damned.

Likewise, in a discussion, the use of logic and critical thinking is typically dismissed. That is mere “human reason,” which is trumped by “God’s Truth™.” Never mind that every interpretation is colored by our own reasoning and our hermeneutical approach. And by our cultural assumptions and experiences. There is no such thing as an unbiased approach to scripture.  

But instead, when one tries to apply critical thinking to an issue, the Cultural Fundie will instead insist that one is trying to weasel out of the Fundie’s pet interpretation of scripture the clear commands of God. Thus, because God already agrees with the Fundie, the conversation is ended.

It is this tendency that really makes it difficult to discuss serious issues with Cultural Fundies. For example, if I talk about sex and consent, and use the term “power differential” to describe an unequal relationship where sexual harassment occurs, then I am accused of using “psychobabble” rather than talking about sin and quoting bible verses to make my point. And, if I mention the size of the visible universe as evidence of its age (utilizing the known speed of light), I find that I am being quoted verses about how I should “believe Moses” because Jesus said to. The idea that there just might be a problem with the literalist hermeneutic is not even considered.

And, very much to the point, I deleted a comment on my Duggar post (because it violated my comment policy) which attempted to prove that the Duggars were right, and I was wrong about my beliefs regarding Modesty Culture and the priority God places (or in my view, doesn’t place) on virginity above all other virtues. Guess how the writer tried to prove the point? You guessed it! Just slam down a few scriptures, thump the Bible a time or two, and that ends the discussion.  



So there you have it: my view on what makes a “Cultural Fundamentalist.”

I would imagine that when the average person outside of the Evangelical bubble imagines a fundamentalist, that is what he or she looks like.

Authority and hierarchy
Gender roles
Obsession with sex
Rules about cultural externals
A literalist and legalist approach to holy writings
Tribalism
Judgmentalism and lack of compassion
Hostility toward science and critical thinking

When I refer to the Duggars as Fundamentalists, this what I mean. (And the Duggars, like Gothard, demonstrate all of these characteristics.)

Note on one reason there is confusion:

Cultural Fundamentalists want you to think that they are merely Doctrinal Fundamentalists. That is, they hold their views because they are holding to the “one true doctrine.” They hide their ideas about control, gender, legalism, and judgmentalism behind a cloak of “we are just being faithful to the holy book.”


Note on why I didn’t just say “legalists”:

One commenter left a comment, then deleted it (I have no idea why), basically saying that the correct word was “legalist,” not “fundamentalist.” The point is well taken, but I disagree. I chose “fundamentalist” for two reasons.

First, Cultural Fundamentalism is legalistic, but it isn’t just legalistic. It is also authoritarian, which is why I listed that first. I believe that legalism often requires authoritarianism to perpetuate itself, of course, but the two are distinct concepts. Authoritarian systems tend to be legalistic. See Communism. And the more legalistic a system is, the more likely it is (in our modern times) to be authoritarian. However, legalism can also be maintained by social pressures within a community, without the authoritarian requirements. I think the Quakers come to mind as a system that has a lot of legalism in it, but isn’t nearly as authoritarian. On the other hand, it remains a small sect in part because it does not compel obedience.

Another hallmark of Cultural Fundamentalism which is not quite the same as legalism is the literalist hermeneutic approach to scripture. Literalism does indeed tend to lead to legalism. But it also leads to other bad places. I wouldn’t consider Young Earth Creationism to be “legalism,” for example, but I do consider it to be a problem because it makes people believe they have to choose between their faith and what the scientific evidence shows.

Second, using legalism tends to let people off too easily. Honestly, NOBODY believes they are a legalist. Everyone believes he or she is just following God’s True, Clear Law™, and everyone else is simply in rebellion against God’s clear commands. 

Thus, “legalism” is kind of meaningless. It also isn’t of much meaning to those outside of the faith. The issue isn’t “legalism” to the atheist. If you don’t believe in God, the approach to an ancient writing by humans isn’t of much interest. It’s like arguing about how to apply The Odyssey to one’s life. The very idea is ludicrous.

However, “fundamentalism” is a generally understood term in the culture, and I am reasonably certain that my definition and description of it reflects the common cultural understanding.

Note on Evangelicalism versus Fundamentalism:

To an extent, Doctrinal Fundamentalism and Evangelicalism have gone hand-in-hand, although there have always been areas where there isn’t as much overlap.

In particular, beliefs about origins have never been as universal as The Fundamentals might lead one to believe. As I wrote earlier, the real resurrection of the YEC position occurred in the second half of the 20th Century. 

Likewise, the literalist hermeneutic has never been universal, particularly as applied to specific areas of scripture. For example, many have believed (as I do) that Job is a parable, not an actual historical story. Again, this comes down to hermeneutics. How does one approach such a story, and what can history and culture reveal to us about its writing and how it was viewed when it was written?

Another disputed area is and always has been over the return of Christ. To say that even a majority of Evangelicals currently agree with the approach in The Fundamentals is probably an overstatement.

On the other hand, Evangelicals have been strongly associated with the beliefs in Atonement, Resurrection, and the Virgin Birth.

Cultural Fundamentalism is an entirely different matter.

During my lifetime alone, I have seen an ever-increasing degree of influence wielded over Evangelicalism by Cultural Fundamentalism. I attribute this in large part to two factors.

First, influential Fundamentalist leaders and leaders with Fundamentalist leanings have spread their teachings through Evangelicalism. The number of people who have attended Bill Gothard’s seminars over the last 40 years is astounding. His malignant influence is hard to overestimate. But there are others too. I noted the authoritarian teachings of Gary Ezzo, who is also hugely influential. (Also, Growing Kids God’s Way is a perfect example of the arrogance that surrounds these child-rearing formulae.) Even more mainstream groups like Focus on the Family have helped spread the authoritarian disciplinary teachings, and they have also fed the paranoia about sex that sells so well.

The second influence is that of the homeschooling movement. I have mentioned this in a number of past posts in passing, but it bears repeating. There were two competing ideas about homeschooling that fought for dominance in the early years.

First was the free-spirited approach advocated by Raymond and Dorothy Moore. They focused on the benefits of freeing children from the highly regimented drill and test approach common to classrooms, and encouraged parents to find what worked for each particular child. Although this approach is sometimes called “unschooling,” it is really more of an individualized education.

The other side of homeschooling, however, was anything but free-spirited. Rousas Rushdoony, the founder of Christian Reconstructionism, a hyper-Theonomic and theocratically minded movement, saw in the homeschooling movement the opportunity to build his army that would take over the United States and build his dream of an Old Testament style theocracy. Rushdoony was close friends with Doug Phillips, who later founded Vision Forum, and was a huge influence (and regular “expert” witness) for Home School Legal Defense Association (HSLDA), which would become one of the most influential organizations within Christian homeschooling. Rushdoony’s philosophy was also the core of Gothard’s teachings - but like everything else he stole from others, Gothard never attributed it to Rushdoony. Other persons substantially influenced by Rushdoony include Doug Wilson, who is associated with and promotes the “Classical” education movement (although not all classical education organizations have connections to Wilson) and Gregg Harris and his sons Josh “I kissed dating goodbye,” Alex, and Brett (of Rebelution and its “modesty” survey.) All of these have been significant influences in the homeschool movement, and, as a result, in Evangelicalism itself.

These factors contributed to the current trends that we see toward authoritarianism in Evangelicalism, the political obsession with sex, increasing legalism, and the increased emphasis on gender roles.

While there are certainly exceptions, the general conversation within Evangelicalism has been getting more Culturally Fundamentalist over the last few decades.

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